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		<title>98.9 The Bear WBYR</title>
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			<title>STEELER FANS WANT TO KILL ME!!!</title>
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			<description>So yeah, I posted this picture on the Bear's facebook page. Little did I know that wrath that I would receive from the Steeler Nation &lt;br&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>host</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:42:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Chicks that rock are sexy!  </title>
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			<description>True story, I would much rather see a chick rockin' out on the drums than some skank trying to rub my crotch off with the back of her ass trying to keep a beat to some crappy hip hop song.&amp;nbsp; TRUTH.&amp;nbsp; Truth be known, you should watch this video.&amp;nbsp; Because I know what is good for you!&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=315 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/liAROlu1WFI?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Wanna World Record?  Beat it for 10 hours...</title>
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			<description>Seriously, if you can spank longer than this guy you are in the books.&amp;nbsp; Happy Stroking!&amp;nbsp; That's not hair gel on that sock!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=315 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/SNH5EUw7gxk?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0 allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/599/Wanna-World-Record-Beat-it-for-10-hours.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>MASTADON! CURL OF THE BURL:</title>
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			<description>Best video of the year??? You make the call.&amp;nbsp; And is it just me or does one of the girls at the end of the video look a little bit like&lt;br&gt;last years Rock Girl Chantelle?&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=315 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/lAihDAJX8Ow?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Hey look, its Johnny Christ of Avenged Sevenfold!!</title>
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			<description>He was nice enough to chat with me for a bit!&amp;nbsp; Cool dude, awesome hat!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=315 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/Vo16S6plk60?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>WAY TO GO JACK!</title>
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			<description>&lt;font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"&gt;Local dude "Jack" tore it up last night at Avenged Sevenfold!&amp;nbsp; They pulled him out from the crowd, can you imagine how nervous he had to be?&amp;nbsp; Way to rep the Fort well, sir!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;embed height=315 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/Cyn_O4EdWYs?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Nickelback makes fun of Nickelback on Funny or Die!</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;Say what you will...at least they have a sense of humor about the situation...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND...as far as MY two cents goes, I'm stoked there is a ROCK band playing the halftime show and not some other genre of music. I say bring it on, Nickelback!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOW WATCH THIS AWESOME SKIT from Funny Or Die with the Nickelback dudes!&lt;br&gt;*(Not safe for work due to some foul language...you've been warned!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/531/Nickelback-makes-fun-of-Nickelback-on-Funny-or-Die.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>WHAT... THE... DAMN?</title>
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			<description>&lt;font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="/Portals/0/images/300582_184087808340295_134723289943414_403599_1213584759_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So, this picture was taken last Saturday night at The Haunted Jail in Columbia City.&amp;nbsp; I was not there, if I was I would still have a big stain on the front of my pants from where I pissed myself.&amp;nbsp; Barry Thickk, however, was.&amp;nbsp; This is how the story went.&amp;nbsp; Barry was walking down the hallway with a photog.&amp;nbsp; The photog took a pic with the flash on and the flash off.&amp;nbsp; This was with the flash off.&amp;nbsp; What the hell?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Axl Rose falls off the stage goes BOOM!</title>
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			<description>&lt;span class="messageBody translationEligibleUserMessage" data-ft='{"type":3}'&gt;Here you go GNR haters, Axl plummeting to his death! No, not really, just falling off stage but you can imagine what it would look like if he did actually plummet to his death.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;embed height=315 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/tx3Mn5FZ1PU?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>STAIND is having some problems...</title>
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			<description>And they had a documentary crew on hand to film it all.&amp;nbsp; Not a bunch of happy campers.&amp;nbsp; Aaron Lewis Diva-ing it up a bit?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=345 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/zORR9554tK8?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;rel=0 allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/446/STAIND-is-having-some-problems.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The video that started it off for AWOLNATION!</title>
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			<description>&lt;font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"&gt;I was talking about this video today with Drew.&amp;nbsp; It is Jeb Corliss "Griding the Crack", and no, it is not&amp;nbsp;gay porn.&amp;nbsp; But it very well might be the coolest thing you have seen all day!&amp;nbsp; Enjoy!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfph3iNC-k"&gt;CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;embed height=345 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=560 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/TWfph3iNC-k?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/441/The-video-that-started-it-off-for-AWOLNATION.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 18:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HAPPY 4TH OF JULY CORNHOLIO!</title>
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			<description>Now you need T.P. for your bunghole!</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/421/HAPPY-4TH-OF-JULY-CORNHOLIO.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>NEW EGYPT CENTRAL VIDEO SHOT AT PIERE'S!</title>
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			<description>Song is "Kick Ass"&amp;nbsp; Already NFL teams Dallas Cowboys, Phillidelphia Eagles, and KC Chiefs are using this song in stadium.&amp;nbsp; See if you can't find yourself on the video!&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.revolvermag.com/news/exclusive-egypt-central-premiere-kick-ass-video.html"&gt;CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/417/NEW-EGYPT-CENTRAL-VIDEO-SHOT-AT-PIERES.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>SHARK WEEK DRINKING GAME?  I AM IN!</title>
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			<description>I wait for this week with unwavering anticipation every year.. why?&amp;nbsp; Maybe because I am bored and anything I can do to pass the time until football season works for me!&amp;nbsp; Speaking of great time wasters, what better way to waste time than drunk on your ass?&amp;nbsp; Yes, party people, here it is THE SHARK WEEK DRINKING GAME!&amp;nbsp; Great Success!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="/Portals/0/images/shark_week_drinking_game.jpg"&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/397/SHARK-WEEK-DRINKING-GAME-I-AM-IN.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 14:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>COLD ACOUSTIC SOUNDS... GOOOOOOOOD!</title>
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			<description>These cats have been around a while and gave one HELLUVA studio performance today!&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=85 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=440 src=http://john473.podomatic.com/swf/joeplayer_v18b.swf allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="minicast=false&amp;amp;jsonLocation=http%3A%2F%2Fjohn473.podomatic.com%2Fentry%2Fembed_params%2F2011-07-28T13_33_12-07_00%26color%3D43bee7%26autoPlay%3Dfalse%26width%3D440%26height%3D85"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/394/COLD-ACOUSTIC-SOUNDS-GOOOOOOOOD.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 18:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>METH HEAD KARAOKE.. THE KINGS WOMAN SINGS!</title>
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			<description>&lt;a href=" http://youtu.be/WJThRxF3B9s"&gt;CLICK HERE TO CH.. CH.. CHECK IT OUT!&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Konichiwa bitches... This is the Meth Head Karaoke from today.&amp;nbsp; Meth heads can be funny.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/393/METH-HEAD-KARAOKE-THE-KINGS-WOMAN-SINGS.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 17:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>NEW BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD!  WOO HOO!</title>
			<guid>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/386/NEW-BEAVIS-AND-BUTT-HEAD-WOO-HOO.aspx</guid>
			<description>&lt;embed height=288 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=512 src=http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:675057/cp~id%3D1667713%26vid%3D675057%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A675057 base="." allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; 
&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; PADDING-BOTTOM: 4px; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 4px; WIDTH: 500px; PADDING-RIGHT: 4px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana,sans-serif; FONT-SIZE: 12px; PADDING-TOP: 4px"&gt;&lt;a style="COLOR: #439cd8" href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/beavis_and_butthead/series.jhtml" target=_blank&gt;Beavis and Butt-Head&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a style="COLOR: #439cd8" href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/" target=_blank&gt;MTV Shows&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I SUCK AT GOLF!</title>
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			<description>&lt;font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"&gt;Just ask John.&amp;nbsp; John was playing behind my group in a golf tournament on Sunday.&amp;nbsp; I was teeing off at the last hole of the day. (Alcohol might OR might&amp;nbsp;NOT have&amp;nbsp;been a factor)&amp;nbsp; This is when I absolutly RIPPED one!&amp;nbsp; To the left... hard left.&amp;nbsp; Right into the back of poor John.&amp;nbsp; My appoligies John.&amp;nbsp; He told me later that in 30 years of playing golf he had never been hit with a ball.&amp;nbsp; Leave it to me to ruin that.&amp;nbsp; John, thank you for not kicking my ass, and being a good sport about it.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="/Portals/0/images/267896_10150263056134695_513259694_7327073_8257565_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;John and I just minutes after the incident.&lt;/font&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/379/I-SUCK-AT-GOLF.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 14:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The photo that got me booted from Facebook.</title>
			<guid>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/371/The-photo-that-got-me-booted-from-Facebook.aspx</guid>
			<description>&lt;img alt="" src="/Portals/0/images/4060_1310128355.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I ask you now, friends... was this really bad enough to get booted from FB??&amp;nbsp; What kind of world do we live in when you&lt;br&gt;can't post a picture of a couple girls having a conversation while covering each others nipples?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Not a world I want to live in,&lt;br&gt;I'll tell you that much now!&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/371/The-photo-that-got-me-booted-from-Facebook.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 14:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>60 SECOND BOOTY CALL... GLAD I DONT HAVE TO GO HOME TO THAT! </title>
			<guid>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/339/60-SECOND-BOOTY-CALL-GLAD-I-DONT-HAVE-TO-GO-HOME-TO-THAT.aspx</guid>
			<description>&lt;embed height=85 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=440 src=http://john473.podomatic.com/swf/joeplayer_v18b.swf allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="minicast=false&amp;amp;jsonLocation=http%3A%2F%2Fjohn473.podomatic.com%2Fentry%2Fembed_params%2F2011-07-06T15_07_16-07_00%26color%3D43bee7%26autoPlay%3Dfalse%26width%3D440%26height%3D85"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/339/60-SECOND-BOOTY-CALL-GLAD-I-DONT-HAVE-TO-GO-HOME-TO-THAT.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:20:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>First Slipknot show without Paul Gray.</title>
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			<description>This is video from the first show Slipknot has played without bassist Paul Gray, who passed away of a Morphine overdose last year.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The number 2 on the back drape is his number in the band.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;v=pcIITuW8Eik#at=54"&gt;CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO!!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/315/First-Slipknot-show-without-Paul-Gray.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 17:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>BOOTY CALL... FAIL!</title>
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			<description>&lt;font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"&gt;This is why I am not married.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=85 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=440 src=http://john473.podomatic.com/swf/joeplayer_v18a.swf allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="minicast=false&amp;amp;jsonLocation=http%3A%2F%2Fjohn473.podomatic.com%2Fentry%2Fembed_params%2F2011-05-26T09_31_51-07_00%26color%3D43bee7%26autoPlay%3Dfalse%26width%3D440%26height%3D85"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/267/BOOTY-CALL-FAIL.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 13:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I &lt;3 Summer.</title>
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			<description>Straight up T &amp;amp; A.&amp;nbsp; No sugar coat here.&amp;nbsp; But I HAVE to have one of these in the back yard!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJdJgNppUo4&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded"&gt;CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUUUUUT!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/250/I-3-Summer.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 18:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>New Avenged Sevenfold Video</title>
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			<description>This is the video deticated to the life of Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan.&amp;nbsp; The late drummer for A7X.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Pretty sad stuff.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 14:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Brandie's story:</title>
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			<description>Most of the fights I got into in High School and Middle School were because I was taking up for her.&amp;nbsp; Children can be so cruel.&amp;nbsp; Not only was my sister having to deal with the reality of her own mortality WAY before any kid should, but then she had to deal with the abuse at school.&amp;nbsp; Not all kids were mean, there were helpful and giving souls a long the way that made Brandie feel at least sometimes like she was a normal kid.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She lost her smile at 2.&amp;nbsp; My Mom knew something was wrong but&amp;nbsp;the Doctors couldn't pin point what it was that she was suffering from.&amp;nbsp; One doctor even made the crazy assumption that she was doing it for attention.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She played t-ball, but the disease caught up with her and it took away her ability to run.&amp;nbsp; It eventually took away her legs all together and so she was confined to a wheel chair.&amp;nbsp; That still couldn't take away her spunk and zeal for life.&amp;nbsp; She would play cards with us grown ups, and had her first drink with her Brother and Dad on her 21st birthday.&amp;nbsp; (Even though she hated drinking.)&amp;nbsp; She was in a bowling league, graduated High School, and went on to help kids that had her same disease at camp.&amp;nbsp; I never heard her complain.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;She tried to live a normal life, she was on Myspace and in chat rooms and every once and a while my parents had to run some over zealous pervert off of our property for trying to meet the girl he met in the chat room.&amp;nbsp; She wanted to be a Mom, she wanted to live a normnal life, and you know what?&amp;nbsp; She did.&amp;nbsp; She went with me to see Tommy Lee play live in Little Rock, we had VIP seats thanks to the folks at the Rumba Room.&amp;nbsp; She went with us on vacation to Disney World and rode all the rides they would let her on and some they wouldn't.&amp;nbsp; She was my sister, and I miss her every day.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Brandie passed away Feb. 28th 2008.&amp;nbsp; Her heart had finally given out.&amp;nbsp; The disease that tried to hold her back her whole life finally caught up with her.&amp;nbsp; The Doctor's told us she wouldn't live to see her graduation.&amp;nbsp; Boy, were they wrong.&amp;nbsp; Whenever I start to feel sorry for myself in my life all I have to do is think of Brandie and then I understand that whatever it is that is bothering me is just not that bad.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Brandie had a spirit that never gave up.&amp;nbsp; Her one real joy in life was attending summer camp that MDA provided.&amp;nbsp; It costs 800 bucks to send one kid to camp for the summer.&amp;nbsp; It really does make their year... she would ALWAYS go on and on about what happened at camp.&amp;nbsp; Cheap price to pay for putting a smile on a kids face that can only smile on the inside.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Please donate what you can, and thank you for reading her&amp;nbsp;story.&amp;nbsp; I have never talked publicly about it but I thought now was the time to share. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.joinmda.org/MyLockup/MyHomepage/tabid/210720/Participant/john/Default.aspx"&gt;CLICK HERE TO DONATE FOR BRAN!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 12:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>DUMB ASS OF THE DAY!</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"&gt;From right here, in Fort Wayne!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h1 class=fontStyle51&gt;Paint-huffing husband hauled to jail&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p class=fontStyle21&gt;Updated: Friday, 22 Apr 2011, 4:47 PM EDT&lt;br&gt;Published : Friday, 22 Apr 2011, 4:33 PM EDT&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;Myra McCain &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was charged with inhaling toxic vapors for the 48th time after his wife called police and told them he was huffing paint in their apartment last Thursday.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to a Fort Wayne Police Department report, when an officer arrived at the 517 Lawton Place apartment, Elizabeth Gibson said she and her husband Kelly had been in an argument and he had gone upstairs to huff paint.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The report said since she was afraid to go inside, she handed the officer her keys and followed him up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When the officer opened the door, the entire apartment smelled of paint fumes and Kelly was found sitting on the couch with his shirt off, and his hands, mouth, nose and chin covered in silver paint.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Police said Kelly had a can of silver spray paint in his right hand and a paint-covered plastic bag in his left.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The officer said Kelly had a dazed, glassy-eyed look about him and was unsteady on his feet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kelly was taken to the Allen County Jail and charged with inhaling toxic vapors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This incident was the 48th time Kelly was charged with inhaling since 1992. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 18:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>BEASTIE BOYS: REVISITED</title>
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			<description>The Beastie Boys for many years of my life have been a constant musical force in my tape /cd / mp3 collection.&amp;nbsp; The last decade or so they have kind of faded in my music collection.&amp;nbsp; But with this new cd coming out Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 they are primed to be put back &amp;nbsp;in rotation!&amp;nbsp; Check it out.. one of the coolest full length feature type videos in quite some time.&amp;nbsp; Beasties Fight for Your Right: Revisited.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/234862/beastie-boys-fight-for-your-right-revisited"&gt;CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/221/BEASTIE-BOYS-REVISITED.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>DROWNING POOL SPOOFED ON STAGE BY NONPOINT</title>
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			<description>This is great video of Drowning Pool getting spoofed by Nonpoint June of last year.&amp;nbsp; This was the last show of the tour for these guys and they have gotten really close touring with each other over the years.&amp;nbsp; You will notice that the guys from Drowning Pool are playing cards on stage while Nonpoint is on.&amp;nbsp; Nonpoint then rips into their rendition of "We Can Only Count to Four!"&amp;nbsp; Awesome... good times, great guys, great music.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFiFZb7NlUo"&gt;CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/202/DROWNING-POOL-SPOOFED-ON-STAGE-BY-NONPOINT.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 14:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Jared Leto 30 Seconds to Mars doing his Cobain Impression.</title>
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			<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;30 Seconds to Mars&lt;/b&gt; frontman &lt;b&gt;Jared Leto&lt;/b&gt; marked the 17th anniversary of &lt;b&gt;Kurt Cobain&lt;/b&gt;'s death on Tuesday by posting a video of himself doing an eerie impression of Cobain doing "Penny Royal Tea" from &lt;i&gt;MTV Unplugged&lt;/i&gt;. (See the video below.) Leto writes on his &lt;a href="http://jaredleto.com/thisiswhoireallyam/2011/04/05/kurt-cobain/"&gt;blog&lt;/a&gt;, "This [anniversary] made me recall a short piece of film I shot when I heard they were making a film celebrating his life. I made it to explore the character and explore creative possibilities. I never sent it to the studio or to anyone but thought I'd share it now."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tomorrow is the anniversary of when Cobain's body was found at his Seattle home. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Kf4zBL6V8&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded#at=89"&gt;CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/199/Jared-Leto-30-Seconds-to-Mars-doing-his-Cobain-Impression.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 13:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I SAW YOU GETTING A HANDJOB AT THE CONCERT!</title>
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			<description>&lt;img alt="" src="/Portals/0/images/IMAG0002-EDITcopy-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And my hats off to you, sir.&amp;nbsp; Way to cross that one off the old bucket list.&amp;nbsp; You give new meaning to "rocking out with your c**k out!"&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;They must have really been big fans of Theory of a Deadman!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He was zipping his pants up.. she was full on stroke mode just seconds before I ran up to get a picture of them.&amp;nbsp; It was AWE-SOME!&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/186/I-SAW-YOU-GETTING-A-HANDJOB-AT-THE-CONCERT.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 17:34:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>COREY TAYLOR STONE SOUR INTERVIEW 3/25</title>
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			<description>&lt;font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"&gt;Will he be the new lead singer for Velvet Revolver?&amp;nbsp; Click the podcast to hear the answer!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;embed height=93 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=393 src=http://john473.podomatic.com/swf/joeplayer_v16.swf version="10.0.0" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" menu="false" wmode="transparent" flashvars="minicast=false&amp;amp;jsonLocation=http%3A%2F%2Fjohn473.podomatic.com%2Fentry%2Fembed_params%2F2011-03-25T13_01_12-07_00%3FautoPlay%3Dfalse%26facebook%3Dtrue%26height%3D93%26minicast%3Dfalse%26width%3D393"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; </description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/181/COREY-TAYLOR-STONE-SOUR-INTERVIEW-3-25.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 14:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>60 Second Booty Call for March 23</title>
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			<description>Shane is trying to get his booty call to get "down with the sickness" with in 60 seconds.. can he do it???&amp;nbsp; Listen to find out!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=93 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=393 src=http://john473.podomatic.com/swf/joeplayer_v16.swf flashvars="minicast=false&amp;amp;jsonLocation=http%3A%2F%2Fjohn473.podomatic.com%2Fentry%2Fembed_params%2F2011-03-23T14_58_43-07_00%3FautoPlay%3Dfalse%26facebook%3Dtrue%26height%3D93%26minicast%3Dfalse%26width%3D393" wmode="transparent" menu="false" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" version="10.0.0"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; </description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>DAY AFTER ST. PATTYS DRUNK DUDE CALL IN!</title>
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			<description>I love old burn outs.. even the ones that can't figure out what station they are listening to.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;HAPPY ST. PATTYS DAY OLD TIMER&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=85 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=440 src=http://john473.podomatic.com/swf/joeplayer_v16.swf allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="minicast=false&amp;amp;jsonLocation=http%3A%2F%2Fjohn473.podomatic.com%2Fentry%2Fembed_params%2F2011-03-18T12_01_50-07_00%26color%3D1c60ff%26autoPlay%3Dfalse%26width%3D440%26height%3D85"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>BEST BULLY BEAT DOWN OF ALL TIME?</title>
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			<description>&lt;font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"&gt;Possibly.&amp;nbsp; I just love it when these so called "thugs" with their pants around their ankles gets their ass handed to them.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Maybe homeboy is still out thugging.. one thing is for sure, next time he picks a fight better pack a lunch!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Strong language and obvious violence.&amp;nbsp; But score one for the good guy on this one.&amp;nbsp; Way to go kid!&lt;br&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/8496184"&gt;Local Bully gets ass kicked&lt;/a&gt; from &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/user1387601"&gt;angel watch&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://vimeo.com"&gt;Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/157/BEST-BULLY-BEAT-DOWN-OF-ALL-TIME.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:37:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Hello foot.  Oh, HELLO mouth!  </title>
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			<description>I feel like I kind of deserve this for acting all high and mighty on my blog 3 blogs ago.. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Yes, I am human.. Yes, it hurts.&amp;nbsp; Yes I could have bought a lot of lap dances, and beers, and rounds of golf with the&lt;br&gt;164 bucks the City of Fort Wayne just robbed from me.&amp;nbsp; But hey, I was breaking the law.&amp;nbsp; Lesson learned, from &lt;br&gt;now on I will drive like Stiller the OM for our building.&amp;nbsp; He has a Mustang and I doubt it has ever seen over 65.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That being said, this one hurt.&amp;nbsp; You hurt me bad FWPD.&amp;nbsp; Oh yeah, they are cracking down on speeding by the way.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Watch your beer money.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 14:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The Crock Pot:  Man's best friend?  </title>
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			<description>You bet your sweet ass it is!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The great thing about crock pot cooking is it takes 15 minutes to cut the crap up but after that.. you are pretty much done.&amp;nbsp; And your old lady will think you are a good guy because you spent all day cooking. (The stuff cooks itself this is were the genius comes into play!)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Last night I made my Chicken Corn Chowder.. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;What you will need:&lt;br&gt;Crock Pot&lt;br&gt;2 cans Campbells Potato Soup&lt;br&gt;2 cans Campbells Chicken Soup&lt;br&gt;6 chicken breasts cut up into pieces&lt;br&gt;a bag of baby carrots&lt;br&gt;2 cans of corn&lt;br&gt;4 potatoes cut into 6-8 pieces... doenst matter how really.&lt;br&gt;one can of chicken broth&lt;br&gt;a crap load of cheyenne pepper (not too much if you dont like it hot, I like it burning my nostril hairs)&lt;br&gt;a crap load of black pepper...&lt;br&gt;hell at this point just open up the spice cabinet and throw stuff in there.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is for a big ass crock pot if you have a smaller one do smaller portions fill that baby up and go!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Let cook on low 10 hours.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Come home feed to wife and put hands on top of head for soon to be sexual favor coming your way.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/144/The-Crock-Pot-Mans-best-friend.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 15:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>SAD DAY... NO MORE SLIPKNOT</title>
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			<description>According to Corey Taylor, "All Hope Is Gone" is the last Slipknot album ever.&lt;br&gt;Though they're gonna be touring a little bit, Corey&amp;nbsp;says:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;"I don't see a new Slipknot album happening. I can't imagine recording an &lt;br&gt;album without Paul Grey'&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 8px; PADDING-RIGHT: 8px; PADDING-TOP: 8px" id=il_fi src="http://www.deviantart.com/download/94053288/Slipknot_20_by_Maggots_of_Slipknot.jpg" width=500 height=365&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And I know it may seem of little consolation, but here is a video of a hooker getting bit on the boob by a snake to cheer you up.&amp;nbsp; :'(&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;embed height=390 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=640 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/MnxBiw5SeE8?version=3 allowScriptAccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/139/SAD-DAY-NO-MORE-SLIPKNOT.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Charlie Sheen movie directed by Brett Michaels?  </title>
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			<description>&amp;nbsp;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/134/Charlie-Sheen-movie-directed-by-Brett-Michaels.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>So this was in my rearview mirror last night... NEVER A GOOD THING!</title>
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			<description>But.. there are ways to get out of this.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;PROPPER POLICE ETTIQUITE!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There are a set of unwritten rules that will get you out of that speeding ticket.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1. Pull the car over and put your hazards on.&lt;br&gt;2. Put your dome light on so the officer can see in the car.&lt;br&gt;3. Remove your keys from the ignition and place them on the top of your car.&lt;br&gt;4. Hands at 10 and 2.&lt;br&gt;5. Be respectful. Always answers with a yes sir, and no sir.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I was rolling 50 in a 35. &amp;nbsp;(because I was looking at my GPS and was not sure where I was going.)&amp;nbsp; The FWPD officer let&lt;br&gt;me go with a warning because I had a clean driving record and good etiquette.&amp;nbsp; Let it be known, those guys are doing their&lt;br&gt;job and the less it looks like you will kill them or try to run the better they respond to you in turn.&amp;nbsp; Or at least in my experience.</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/128/So-this-was-in-my-rearview-mirror-last-night-NEVER-A-GOOD-THING.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>LET THEM EAT CAKE!</title>
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			<description>Check this guy out.&amp;nbsp; He stole Paris Hilton's birthday&amp;nbsp;cake and fed it to the homeless!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150126218284777&amp;amp;id=184431752743"&gt;http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150126218284777&amp;amp;id=184431752743&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<link>http://989thebear.com/Home/ArticleDetails/tabid/206/ArticleId/105/LET-THEM-EAT-CAKE.aspx</link>
			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Sometimes.. I get that not so fresh feeling.</title>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>What a load of crap!!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>BETTY WHITE NAKED!  </title>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ever work at a job you HATE???</title>
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			<description>This is the way to go, if your gonna go..&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/twizzle4shizzle/?action=view&amp;amp;current=dominos-pizza-employee-warning-record-27506-1294754502-2.jpg" target=_blank&gt;&lt;img border=0 alt=Photobucket src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/twizzle4shizzle/dominos-pizza-employee-warning-record-27506-1294754502-2.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 15:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>New singer for Velvet Revolver???</title>
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			<description>They still won't tell us who it is, but they said this next version of the band will be heavier... Here is a direct quote about who their singer is:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=3 face=Arial&gt;"[The] guy that we're liking right now is a known guy," he said. "A very strong guy, too. And it seems to, at this point, in my opinion, metaphorically, it makes perfect sense because... a little younger, a little stronger, a little bit heavier rock 'n' roll than we are, that's all I can say, but in a way we want to come out stronger. The older you get, the stronger you have to be, the harder you have to work."&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;WHO COULD IT BE???&lt;br&gt;&lt;img style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 8px; PADDING-RIGHT: 8px; PADDING-TOP: 8px" id=il_fi src="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/reviewpics/velvetband.jpg" width=450 height=338&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 15:50:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>This must have been the way I felt the first time I saw boobs..</title>
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			<description>&lt;span id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl04_lblUserName class=blog_dateline&gt;By John The Mexican on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl04_lblPublishDate class=blog_dateline&gt;12/28/2010 6:04 PM&lt;/span&gt; 
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 15:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Local Man looses family.. Bear listeners respond.</title>
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			<description>&lt;span id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl05_lblDescription&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.989thebear.com/Portals/0/images/g000258000000000000d49b27f6ea78f3da54c3f02480736350a77a1c71.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So yesterday I got a call from a guy that told me he lost his Mom, Wife, and Son in a car accident last week.&amp;nbsp; His only request is that I help him find a car to get to and from the Hospital in Fort Wayne where his only surviving Son of the wreck was being held.&amp;nbsp; I put his story on the air and you guys responded in a manner I had never witnessed before. Within one hour we had a truck for Gabe Spradlin.&amp;nbsp; I want to thank EVERYONE involved yesterday. The outpouring of support for Gabe and his family was TREMENDOUS!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;First off, thanks to Matt Wand for donating his 1990 Chevy Silverado.&amp;nbsp; Without knowing this stranger he gladly donated his truck, I would also like to thank ALL of the other calls that came in afterwards from dealerships and listeners alike who wanted to help out.&amp;nbsp; Big thanks to Taylor over at Advance Auto Parts for providing all of the parts needed to get the truck in proper working order, Mike and Andrew over at Smith and Sons Automotive for providing the service of putting ALL the new parts on the truck and lastly Eric over at TireVille for donating the tires.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You guys showed a side of humanity rarely seen these days.&amp;nbsp; And I along with a butt ton of listeners would like to THANK YOU!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;You can call Jessica Yoder at 419-852-9774 to make any donations to the family.&amp;nbsp; Our thoughts and prayers go out to Gabe and everyone involved in the terrible accident.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;To read more on this story &lt;a href="http://mccrearyrecord.com/homepage/x1053122889/Three-generations-lost-in-Ohio-crash"&gt;CLICK HERE.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;a id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl05_lnkReadMore class=blog_more_link href="/DJs/JOHNTHEMEXICAN/JOHNSBLOG/tabid/120/EntryId/558/Pretty-amazing-stuff-right-here.aspx"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 15:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Did you fart in Isle 4 at Kroger?  If so this guy is looking for you.</title>
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			<description>&lt;span id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl06_lblDescription&gt;&lt;font face=Arial&gt;Have you ever checked out the BEST OF CRAIGSLIST page? If you are looking, and see something that's totally ridiculous, you can 'flag' it and it gets sent to this website...&lt;br&gt;This one is amazing...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;img alt="You Had Me At First Fart" src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2010/12/15/13/you-had-me-at-first-fart-23689-1292439512-3.jpg" width=600 height=410&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;a id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl06_lnkReadMore class=blog_more_link href="/DJs/JOHNTHEMEXICAN/JOHNSBLOG/tabid/120/EntryId/544/IS-IT-LOVE.aspx"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 15:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>RYAN MCCOMBS!!</title>
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			<description>&lt;span id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl07_lblDescription&gt;This bird is after your job! &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/uguXNL93fWg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl07_lnkReadMore class=blog_more_link href="/DJs/JOHNTHEMEXICAN/JOHNSBLOG/tabid/120/EntryId/543/Ryan-McCombs.aspx"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 15:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>School Board Shooting..</title>
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			<description>&lt;span id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl08_lblDescription&gt;Can you imagine the horror?&amp;nbsp; School Board shooting in Florida.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;embed height=385 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=480 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/wQjQOlJvMzE?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a id=dnn_ctr558_MainView_ViewBlog_lstBlogView_ctl08_lnkReadMore class=blog_more_link href="/DJs/JOHNTHEMEXICAN/JOHNSBLOG/tabid/120/EntryId/540/This-really-sucked-to-watch.aspx"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<dc:creator>john</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 14:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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