Another craptastic SyFy movie coming atcha...but this one features an awesome catfight between two 80's Pop Princesses!  Please enjoy this sneak peek at "Mega Python vs Gatoroid."  No, we're not making this up.

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Here's the news story and video of the poor Russian parasailing donkey.  You're welcome.

Parasailing Russian Donkey

Remember Sheyla Hershey?  We had some pics of her on the old site, when she was only like a 38-FFF or something.  Anyway, she's having some serious health problems with the "twins" now that she's up to 38-KKK.  Like they say...mo' boobies, mo' problems.

Ever wondered which actor does which voice on The Simpsons?  Well, here's a handy chart.  Enjoy.  Now excuse us, we're off to watch Family Guy.

Mike Judge is reportedly working on something awesome...and old people like Turner will totally dig it.

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It's Wednesday.  We're going on vacation next week.  Turner may be selected to serve jury duty.  It's also Bear on the Square day and might rain.  Noe of that matters if you can look at cute chicks in yoga pants.  It's our gift to you, and should be SFW.  Enjoy.

Wanna be really annoying?

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