Feb
22
Written by:
Jenna
2/22/2010 9:37 AM
Yes, you may be gentleman, at least that is what the club calls you. And yes, you may think you know the rules but how about a refresher, just because booze can make the line a little blurry. It is good to be educated, especially if you are not familiar with the place.
Rules of the Strip Joint
1. Dress Appropriately. Seems simple enough but I admit I am guilty of this one. Gym shorts are just so comfortable. The better you look, the more money you look like you have.
2. Tip...a lot. She wants your money, and you want her. It is a trade off and both of you win.
3. The number one no-no. Get permission before you do the touchy-grabby bit because it is her job to make everyone feel like they can touch, but 99 percent of the time, it doesn't end well for touchy mctouchersons.
4. Don't ask for any favors. Just don't do it.
5. Observe the norms. You may think you are slick but you probably look like a tool if everyone else is leaving money on the stage and you try to get it in the undies. Or if you waud all your money in a ball and throw it at her. Not cool. I mean she will probably take it but won't be thrilled about you. Just observe what everyone else is doing and do that.
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