Anyway, I get to the coliseum and meet my contact guy who takes me backstage to get ready for the match I was managing, he sets me in this room with The Beautiful People, Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky (Porn star names FTW) and also D-Lo Brown! D-Lo f@#cking Brown! He was in the Nation of Domination back in the day with The Rock! I’m sitting in this room with them and they’re going over matches and stuff, different wrestlers keep walking by and it’s damn cool! Then out of nowhere Kurt Angle pops his head in, looking like he had a rough night, and “sternly” asks, “Is there and F@#cking Coffee!!” I shake my head and D-Lo say no Kurt looks back at me and storms out, I was scared!

Head back out to get a pretzel and as we’re walking we pass Matt Morgan, one thing about Matt Morgan He’s a big guy. His finishing move is a jumping kick to the face and this guy is 7 feet tall and big as hell, as we walk past he does this kick (stretching out I guess) he was literally 6 inches from kicking my friend in the back of the head. Luckily she didn’t see how close it was because she may have freaked out. So we get out and I get my pretzel and see some people with “Drew Sucks!” signs, thank you for that, sit down and eat my $6 pretzel. Guy in the seat next to me sits down, it was like this guy bathed in cat piss not to mention he was quite a rotund person (He’s Fat!)

Enough of that we head back stage again and are just hanging out in the hallway, Jay Lethal comes out. He nods hello and starts doing his Ric Flair impersonation up and down the hallway, I didn’t know how to react. Do I laugh? If I do Does he hit me? I decided best just to ignore and enjoy it to myself, I didn’t want to throw him off. Out comes a wrestler named Homicide, he’s got a Gang Banger gimmick going on. He starts talking to Lethal about their match. Then I overheard Homicide start talking about how he got to talk to The Rock earlier that day. I continued eavesdropping. He was talking to Kurt Angle and The Rock called Angle handed him the phone because Homicide is a fan and The Rock starts cutting a promo on him, talking in character about being “The Great One” and “Pie” and “Strudel”. I want The Rock to call me and talk about Strudel, In a completely heterosexual way.

They head out to their match and out comes Orlando Jordan. I like O.J. he’s an openly Bi-sexual wrestler in character and in real life. I like it because he’s an outrageous character that’s just totally different from everything else in wrestling, and it’s damn silly go youtube his stuff. Anyway, he walks by and I swear he gave me the “F@#k me” eyes. Now I cant be certain because I don’t get looked at by a lot of guys but my friend agreed so we’re going with it for the sake of the story. Didn’t mind it at all I guess” my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” if you know what I’m saying *wink* (side note: I really don’t know what I just typed means, sorry). We head out to the entrance ramp for our match.

My friend heads out to the timekeepers table to film. I’m back stage by myself just waiting, Jeff Jarrett walk up to me. Excuse me for this but, J-E- DOUBLE F J-A- DOUBLE R- E- DOUBLE T, Thank you. Jeff introduces himself, thanked me for doing the match and helping promote, I thank him we have an awkward moment of silence only to be interrupted by Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy is kind of “Twilight” annoying as a character, all the girls love him and they scream that horrid screech that causes your eyes to bleed, but in real life he seemed pretty cool. Kind of mumbles when he talks, add that to a North Carolina accent he was hard to understand. I think he thanked me, said he was digging the crowd and told me to have fun. Although, he may have been asking me if I had a “cocaine hook-up” like I said, accent and mumbles whatever.

And then it was time for my match. And that’s where I’ll stop this blog because there should be video of the match coming and I’m tired of typing.

Here's the video, try to ignore them man-boobs.

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